@JAC You know you want to… I challenge you to resist!
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Ok, in all seriousness, this is something I wrote on the back of being subjected to “death by PowerPoint” some time ago - an extremely dull deck full containing over 100 slides - with random “buzz words” inserted where the author thought it appropriate. This is my response to that specific scenario. Full sarcasm is intended!
In terms of code, this is 100%
JS- there is also a
PHPversion for those who’d prefer that - in actual fact, I originally wrote it in
PHPbut only this afternoon converted that to
Enjoy! If you’d like the code, let me know. I intend to create a “coding playground” where stuff like this can be found.
@crazycells yeah, I’ve noticed that as well. What is it with buzzwords? All they signify to me is that you can “talk the talk” but not “walk the walk”. Anyone can read something on the internet, and after a while, probably recite it word for word, but do they truly understand it?
I interviewed a guy once who certainly knew buzzwords like the back of his hand, but failed a technical test miserably.